Friday, January 30, 2009

City “lazy” 1001

There is a city of men and women, were extremely leisurely life.
They pay well, dapper, smiling was very modest. They spend a lot of time in social and reading, but also know in the gym practicing yoga one has to spend a effort to do housework, or come from the Westgate Jiuguang. Their home, filled with all kinds of amazing modern machines.
His family’s dishwasher even thrown into the pot can go.

His retro canvas shoes are directly thrown into the washing machine. His cell phone to keep the categories for light bulbs, part-time, take-away phone, and even he will never be in order to save money so that the twists and turns and charges the phone number from the plane and then transferred by dial out. Stepping on high-heeled shoes, walking natural than killed in Iraq also uncomfortable, but they usually refuse to buy a car, because too tired to drive, and keep a car of a large bank notes, to contribute to the taxi drivers, more than enough.
And their comparison, we are all regarded as being industrious and brave.

They are the essence of the most cosmopolitan cities were animals, the courage to use the money in exchange for energy and time.
Fortunately, convenient and efficient city, shops in the range of goods to us Forever kinds of surprises, the only lacking, but the imagination. In the steel jungle of life, there are empty aspirations of 1001, it is better to have the recipe for 1001, Fang Fang have to make your life more leisurely.
As comedy writer said, the city in the bones of the highest state of Dolce Gabbana Handbag and developed based on the information to seek a shortcut to a multiplier. Red Dust, a moment of happiness is limited, not as hard for both lazy and elegant.

Lazy General Assembly: to promote the new formula will be lazy 
 Owned a house, facing the sea, and the spring.
If we say that this is the reputation of the urban poor Petty ideal life, rather lazy people’s ultimate dream. Of course, in addition to the appearance of the house to futuristic designs, such as from a master hand, and its also the best embodiment of “smart housing” concept. French bread automatically released, machinery people refuse, everything is automatic, so far only next to the outer ring is worth somewhere in an apartment to spend their lifetime savings.

The Italians won the leisure of its essence, had a shocking “lazy General Assembly.”
The General Assembly has more than 1,500 participated in the lazy, lazy aim to reflect and adapt to life sluggard features, the original meeting was postponed one day held a meeting time as a “nearly 11 o’clock,” all the lazy people only half an hour, the General Assembly .
What is most interesting is, the General Assembly also held a mini-exhibition to display the colors of life elegant recipe for lazy people. Which are: antifreeze hand snowmen mold; not dirty hands-style trash chute; portable hammock so comfortable.

No wonder people say, lazy promoting social progress. Because too tired, invented the Dolce Gabbana Bag; because too tired to walk, invented the bicycle, automobile, trains, aircraft; because too tired Laundry invented a washing machine; because the water too tired, the invention of the latest issue of water … … “new discovery” magazine is published is expected to become a “lazy good news” of ironing wardrobe - as long as the clothes peg into a full range of steam ironing clothes will be able to automatically get properly with the proper fulfillment. Just 20 minutes, even from the counter turned out, such as silk evening also brings out enough to become the party of the luxury market combat gear again.
 
8:00-8:30 morning magic formula: electric motor day

Lazy day, natural from the beginning of electric toothbrush.
Blog earlier in the popular big Solitaire SELF quirks, it is fashionable young people claiming to have never refused to 1:00 only one thing. Want to see animation bathing, cleaning the room the way  ”Lost”. The emergence of the electric toothbrush, the maximum extent to meet the lazy life-loving - just a single handheld toothbrush mouth, since the brush can be side journal while watching. Or, if you like, just go over the room can be chaotic.
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Crusade against China before leaving manager

Large companies, the New Year is nothing new. Often is not clear look like a person, they receive a Unification Ministry of Personnel issued to inform the person’s departure. Standard format is as follows:
“Dear colleagues, as a result of personal development reasons, a colleague on a certain day will be a separation. We are the excellent work he expressed his gratitude and sincerely wish him well in his career achievement.”

The resignation of the entire process, only the direct supervisor know. The rest of my colleagues are in his resignation the day before work was to inform. The resignation of those who are to leave quietly, apart from a few like those who engage in a farewell performance.
A software company as a troublemaker in before leaving wrote a long battle, crusade against their executives in China. The letter cited the general manager of China’s top ten crimes, including flattering promoted only like the villain, but not good as he did for the rhetoric of those who treat each other coldly; good to get the whole creative staff, rewards and so on up to take costume jewelry.

This has sharp words in bilingual version, sent to all my colleagues in China, and copied to the U.S. headquarters of high-level bosses.
Unimaginable, separated from a big boss to see the Pacific this letter, what would be the expression. This rare to leave messages for granted become hot gossip discussion. For he applauded, there too, he exaggerated, there are people out there are qualified for his flat, can not stand the pressure away. Privately, everyone in the discussion, but no one reply to this wholesale jewelry. This “not good at rhetoric,” but complained that the staff of good self-solo a separation.

Career stage, unknown even small can also bid farewell performances by blockbuster.
An intern working for two months, succeeded in getting internships identified, wrote a criticism of the letter online, the company’s system, company employees, the company’s management vigorously denounced the meal: “the project manager was not even professional did not know they could really do not know how to do this position. Many employees have lower personal ability, to work overtime every day to 22:00, but did not see any results. The most laughable thing is the so-called brainstorming,people with nonsense , but also very creative thought … … “
The fact is that each brainstorming session, the intern is always gravely wood sitting there. Everyone thought he had no idea Who knows wooden expression, the actually hidden so intense emotional turmoil, people scared scared.
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